rainy sunday pizza time

i thought perhaps the pizza craving would go away. the burning desire, the longing, the urge for pizza goodness.

it totally didn't.

the fact that it was raining and that the day has been generally gouge your eyes out boring didn't help.

with the bribe of picking up ryan his favorite pizza, i got permission to go back to sweetbay and pick up a dairy free pizza for me. excited, i braved the crowd of people stocking up on beer and chips for whatever random football event that they were planning on watching and went to the tiny part of sweetbay that featured this sort of item. believe it or not, it was empty of all people! who could of guessed, riiiight? ha ha ha.

so, the $7 pizza i thought i was going to be purchasing that was from amy's screamed "SOY CHEESE" but also had tiny little letters on the bottom that whispered "milk protein". deflated, i searched some more and found "tofutti pan crust pizza PIZZAZ". what a dumb title. plus, it had pictures of people riding 10 speed bicycles on the front. whatever, it was only $4 and i was pizza ready, yo.

so i hid my embarrassing pizza in the cart and grabbed a pint of "purely decadent dairy free peanut butter zig zag frozen dessert". that's a lot of words for ice cream.

at home, i made my pizza and ry's pizza and then consumed. not bad. i would have to say that i'll buy pizza without the cheese before braving this again though. it reminded me of the plastic-y cheese that comes on a pizza bought at a roller skating rink or at an elementary school. the crust was awesome though, garlic terrific. i have to say that the self proclaimed "mintz the prince of tofu" guy on the back needs to consult a marketing professional as quickly as possible, as his boxes are the worst, lamest representation of his products. somebody with that sort of background should write him a stern letter or something.

the pddfpbzzfd (purely decadent dairy free peanut butter zig zag frozen dessert) was a weird consistancy but the peanut butter was awwwwesome and it for sure was worth the investment. i'm not that into sweet stuff so i didn't eat very much of it. that pint will last forever.

anyway, i get now why the books i read on this stuff said that eating vegan or vegetarian out of the box sucks. i'll stick with my own creations i think.

speaking of which, i'm going to make banana coconut muffins now. i think i'll call them bikini monkeys. if they turn out, i'll post the recipe.

oh yeah, and today i skipped breakfast but ate a salad and the rest of the woodland faerie soup. that soup frigging rocks. next time double batch is so happening.